TKTK2 Weakformerly tuff

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What People Are Saying About Jason

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LBJ
"I can't believe we used to call that boy TK."
LeBron James (Basketball player)
TB
"#Notmygoat."
Tom Brady
SAM
"Who's going to take his place?"
Sam
HOM
"Damn, that boy weak!"
His homies
JEFF
"He could've been great man..."
Jeff (His father)

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Things Jason Actually Said This Week

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Ancient Wisdom, Obviously Jason

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SIR
"An object in motion stays in motion, unless TK enters the room."
Sir Isaac Newton, Principia Mathematica, footnote 4
MLK
"I have a dream. And in it, TK is already there, sitting at the table he reserved before I arrived."
Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., 1963
AE
"E equals TK squared. The first version did not balance until I added him."
Albert Einstein, in a margin he never published
WS
"To be tuff, or not to be tuff. There was never a second option, my lord."
William Shakespeare, deleted draft of Hamlet
JC
"I came. I saw. TK was already there and the campaign had ended."
Julius Caesar, on a Tuesday
MA
"Float like a butterfly. Sting like TK after someone takes the last beer."
Muhammad Ali, locker room interview
NA
"That's one small step for man, one giant glaze for TK."
Neil Armstrong, originally cut for length
FDR
"The only thing we have to fear is TK realizing how hard he is going."
Franklin D. Roosevelt, 1933 fireside chat
SUN
"The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy by texting TK first."
Sun Tzu, lost chapter of The Art of War
SOC
"I know that I know nothing. Except that TK is tuff. Two facts now."
Socrates, allegedly
G
"Be the TK you wish to see in the world. (Spoiler: you cannot.)"
Mahatma Gandhi, hand-corrected manuscript
TR
"Speak softly and let TK do the talking. The room already adjusted volume."
Theodore Roosevelt, presidential margin notes